Recent studies suggest that 96 to 100 percent of people who claim they have read Ulysses are actually lying. So with that in mind, Modern Illustrated Classics is proud to introduce Ulysses: The Vague Summary Edition. We personally guarantee this handsomely bound volume will provide you with just enough information to bluff your way through any short conversation about Joyce's work without actually slogging through the damn thing. Highlights include:
- Of course I've read Ulysses.
- Such an amazing book. A real work of art.
- That ending? It completely blew my mind.
- Leopold Bloom was such a fascinating character.
- Pretty crazy that the US government actually burned copies of this book, huh?
- I definitely read this book.